Scroll Shock

Verb.

When casually browsing a web page and scrolling down you come across a picture that you had no intention or want to view.

Jack, with tissue in hand: “O hell yeah, this whore at the top of the page is HOT!!! Let me just scroll down and see what else this wonderful site has to show.

scrolling...

scrolling...

"Midget Tranny Porn.jpg"

Jack: “OH MY GOD NO!!!!! MY EYES!"

*throws monitor from desk.

Scroll Shock strikes again.

by Truthzor August 28, 2012

scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.

Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.

by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

scroll lock

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.

There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

youtube scroll

When someone scrolls down the side of youtube to find new songs or videos can be upheld when talking about yourself or can be used against someone

Person A: where did you find that new song
Person B: i youtube scrolled
PersonA: nice

alternatively

LPerson A: you only find these new songs because you youtube scroll you beg

by Mr monoxide September 14, 2011

Scrolling

The word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.

Shit, I just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of Exctasy, I am scrolling.

by Biff Justice November 11, 2005

Scroll Lock

A useless person who's there but nobody's know what this guy doing but still have a place in your life.

Me : My roommate is so lame .. I see him everyday but he's doing nothing all day long ... He's so ... uhhh ..

Friend : Scroll Lock ?

Me : Yup !!

by tisarge tramblé December 7, 2011