A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.
Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.
Wife: I want a divorce
Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.
Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019
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An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.
I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.
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