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i wont fuck with da hui
i wont fuck with da hui
because da hui will fuck with me!
the offspring da hui. (splinter)
i wont fuck with da hui
because da hui will fuck with me!
the offspring da hui. (splinter)
by Andrew Copp May 17, 2006
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A guitar, usually electric, featuring an offset "waist." The lower and upper sections are offset from each other. The offset waist was designed to be more comfortable when playing in a seated position. These guitars and basses were introduced in the late 50's with the Fender Jazzmaster. The guitar was embraced by the Surf music scene. This prompted Fender to release the short scale Jaguar, and many others. Some examples include the Fender Jazzmaster, Fender Jaguar, Fender Mustang, Fender Musicmaster, Fender Toronado, Jazz Bass, many Reverend guitars.
by RumorsOFsurF February 20, 2007
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-Self Esteem, Smash (1994)
-Self Esteem, Smash (1994)
by Tereth March 12, 2005
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male: Dayum girl i didnt know you were pregnant?
female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.
male: oh.....
female: yeah.
female: Yeah it's a cumswap offspring.
male: oh.....
female: yeah.
by ogmudbone69 October 17, 2010
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Samuel L. Jackson is in the new Star Wars movies, so they couldn't be racist. He's one of Lucas's melanin offsets. Mace Windu is a melanin offset for Jar-Jar Binks.
by J.M. Young January 1, 2009
Get the melanin offset mug.A band made in Heaven and handed down to mankind to aid in making life worthwhile, particularly in the context of the times when it was. Quite possibly the best musical group to ever grace the Earth, The Offspring combine elements of Punk, Grunge, and Pop rock, along with intelligent themes, meaningful lyrics, and a very unique style. While this group is quite underrated, it seems to retain some of its "underground" air.
Person with taste: The Offspring kick so much ass!
Idiotic Loser: No, they suck. I like Linkin Park.
Person with taste: You should probably go and check to see if you are mentally retarded.
Fact - The Offspring eats Linkin Parks, pukes Lady Gagas and Justin Biebers, and shits Nicklebacks.
Idiotic Loser: No, they suck. I like Linkin Park.
Person with taste: You should probably go and check to see if you are mentally retarded.
Fact - The Offspring eats Linkin Parks, pukes Lady Gagas and Justin Biebers, and shits Nicklebacks.
by aquajerk/surly October 28, 2011
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