oj simpson

A very honorable man who said the world inspiring quote ''the glove don't fit'' therefore he is not guilty while doing the oj effect ontop of the german bedframe

toch me harder oj simpson

by oj is bae October 10, 2015

OJ Simpson

The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.

by cclark October 19, 2007

Oj Simpson

1. God.
2. Also known as Jesus Christ in 34 states and Puerto Rico

Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz

by brent harrison bitchez October 8, 2007

OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024

The OJ Simpson

In order to perform the OJ Simpson you must first purchase some extra small gloves. Then you need kill your girlfriend. After that once your in court you must fuck every one of your dead girlfriends family members.

Guy: Yo I just OJ Simpsoned the fuck out of my girlfriend. You know the OJ Simpson
His friend: No way that’s so cool.

by IEatCat420 March 8, 2019