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numan

noun.

A name granted only to those who are kings among men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Numan is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.

These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.

Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied belief in trust. Luckily, their associate do not allow them to fall for people not trustworthy or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this want for friendship and trust often prevents the Numan from achieving his full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense social givings... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.

If confronted by Numan, he is easily giving and forgiving and easy to take advantage of. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.
Can be used to describe anything fantastical or mindboggling in nature.

n. "You cant trust anyone but Numan will always be there."

adj. "It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Numan.
by Mareesa October 4, 2006
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NumbRinger

When one takes a shit for so long, their legs go numb and they have a ring around their ass from the toilet seat...a NumbRinger
Ray-Ray: I was over at Big Fat DaQuisha's house the other day and she came wobblin' out of the bathroom, bumpin into walls and barely standing up straight.

T-Bone: Whaaaaat????? What the hell was her problem?

Ray-Ray: That's what I asked...That's when she told me she was on the toilet for 45 minutes and had herself a NumbRinger.

T-Bone: Damn dude...that's the worst...she must go 3 bills. Did you see the ring?

Ray-Ray: Naw...her's legs was numb so I took her word for it.

T-Bone: Smart.

Ray-Ray: NumbRinger smart!
by Bizboo November 10, 2009
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Nymares

The strange and horrifying nightmares experienced while sleeping under the influence of Nyquil.
I've got a bad cold, but if I've got to be up in 6 hours. If I take Nyquil now, the Nymares will shatter my fragile mind and turn me into a super villain.
by BrandonBob December 1, 2009
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nemar

Refers to unexplained events or phenomena that could otherwise be misinterpreted as supernatural.

Essentially means "we can not explain this phenomena now, but I'm sure we will find a way to explain it later, it's not unexplainable or supernatural ".

Originally comes from {NMR - Needs More Research} with added vowels for easier pronunciation.
(Hundreds of years ago thunder was considered to be controlled by the gods.)

-Here comes the thunderstorm again! The gods must be angry.
-Nah, thunder is just nemar. We don't know what is causing it but I'm sure we will find a solution.
by Walqer Soul June 7, 2013
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Numericalize

To put in numerical order. Similar to alphabetize: to put in alphabetical order.
Could you please numericalize those files?
by H. Zorzi December 3, 2005
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Namarie

"Namarie, Frodo Baggins."
by CuteElf14 February 10, 2004
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Nomar

a total badass, great gamer, and super hawt
Man, that Nomar kicks ass.
by Juh-kie July 30, 2012
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