mud nudger

a person who derives sexual pleasure from sticking his tool cock penis plonker in someone else's anus, arsehole mud button usually a homosexual elton john

don't drop the soap near that fucker, he's a certified mud nudger

by Sheepshagger July 5, 2006

turps nudger

Alcoholic:
One that nudges the turps

"Bloody Hell, isn't that George Best over there?!"
"Yes, I didn't think that old turps nudger was still alive - he must be on his third liver by now!"

by StuartyHall December 10, 2006

fuck nudger

To (fuck nudge) is a new found term first used on the dating scene when a female is about to delve into the ancient art of fornication (fuck) with a willing male all of a sudden an alpha male catches the scent of a lesser stag and (fuck nudges) him out of the way and moves in for the kill... or the nudge of approval (usually in the ribs)from comrade when it apears that a night of passion is on the cards for his horny friend.

i was leaving the pub last night with this bird, i was going to give her the stiff one eye, when this big rugby bastard walkes over and fuck nudges me out of the way... i hate that fuck nudger..

by james (the fuck nudge) king September 20, 2006

Bunch Nudge Method

When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.

Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!

Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on

Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.

She'll be soar the next morning either way!

by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014

plot-nudge

When writing with two or more people, and one person directs the other if they're having trouble with their plot.

Can also be used in the negative, like the backseat driver of writing.

Joe: I'm having trouble coming up with a reason for my character to want to go shopping today.
Larry: Oh, here, e-mail me what you have and I'll give you a plot-nudge.

Lisa: Yeah, whenever I write with her she always gives me way too many plot-nudges. She's practically writing for me!

by K. Wolfie December 20, 2009

Skank Nudge

Skank nudge, the process by which you heftily nudge whomever is standing next to you if someone deserving of such a gesture passes by, i.e. a skank, spiceboy or player.
An exaggerated form of the skank nudge may be used in particularly attention grabbing situations whereby the skank nudge or skank tackle may also be used: for example on hearing a terrible chat up line.
typed symbol for skank nudge: >>

In the event of a misused skank nudge, a penalty of a skank tackle may encur without the option of defending ones self.

"Want to see my penis?"
"SKANK NUDGE!"
- followed by said skank nudge.

- provocatively dressed individual passes by -
"SKANK NUDGE"
and/or skank punch and/or skank tackle.

"I am a magical being, take off your bra."
"SKANK TACKLE"
- again, followed by said tackle.

by mrspohang June 24, 2011

booty nudge

A poke or other physical act by someone to awaken their spouse for sexual liaisons. This is similar to a Booty Call, but between married partners.

I had fallen asleep and was awoken with a booty nudge by my horny wife for sex.

or

The best sex with my husband is when he wakes me up really early in the morning with a booty nudge for a hook up.

by TheMAn January 23, 2014