Notification Effect

Entering an app with the intent of completing a task only to be distracted by the in-app notification. You then leave the app only to return again to try and accomplish your original task.

I went on Twitter to send a DM but I fell victim to the notification effect when I saw that little counter. Only once I closed the app did I remember what I originally needed to do.

by EdDaWord November 15, 2021

nonification

It means notification. But said with a really heavy French accent

My mums *nonification* is really loud cause she’s deaf

by JustALittleFrenchBoy April 3, 2023

Empty Notifications

A series of Facebook notifications one receives which do not relate to the indivual they are addressed to. This can be experienced when the subject comments on a post and a conversation ensues unrelated to yourself.

I commented how stupid I looked in the picture, however the idiots decided to talk about turtles on it. I got empty notifications for weeks

by Chuplis July 16, 2009

Notification Squad

A group of retards who need to have all their fingers cut off.

Retarded Idiots: Notification Squad present, trololololo.
Person: Please kill yourselves, please, don't live.

by LegitimatePride December 15, 2019

Nodification

confirming an answer with a head-nod to a series of questions while one's mouth is full (of food).

I rely on nodification during a conversation while chewing my food.

by Dentonio May 26, 2010

notification brownies

two words smashed together to define notifications recieved on facebook. it adds an extra zing to notifications allowing for one to say the word, without harm to other's egos.

"zomygod, I commented a really good pic of you and i got so many damn notification brownies."

by wowrandom March 2, 2009

Nullification

When a male willingly removes his genitals. This is a kink and not cancer related. Some may choose to fry and eat their penis, scrotum, and testicles. This is not a transgender surgery. The male still identifies as male. They just have a kink.

Matt" I want to do a nullification"

Tom " You'd look so sexy with just a patch of skin where your cock should be."

by Ballbusting freak December 15, 2019