Not Anymore You're Not

Phrase used when the FBI take over a scene where the local police had been investigating.

Ex.1
Detective Adams: Hey, what do you think you're doing. We're in charge here!
FBI Agent: Not Anymore You're Not! We have jurisdiction over you.

Ex.2
Older Agent: Look, your little game of goin' over people's heads is over! You could still work, but from now on you answer to ME, you got that?!
FBI Leader: 'Scuse me, who's in charge here?!
Older Agent: I am!
FBI Leader: (more people come in) Yeah well not anymore you're not. This apartment has just been assigned to the FBI.
Older Agent: That's outrageous! On whose orders?!
FBI Leader: On order of the Secretary of Defense! You had your shot, now I'm in charge!
ATF Leader: (more people come in) Not anymore you're not! Orders just came down from Central! They want ATF handling this on all fronts! All right people, from now on you're answering to me!
Secret Service Leader: (more people come in) Not anymore they're not! Orders from the President he wants this handled by his staff personally! Now Nelson is in charge.
Nelson: (bursts into the scene) Not anymore I'm not! (everyone else falls silent)

by Somebody Told Me April 9, 2007

I shit you not

When you say something unbelievable but true.

Josh: Did you know that Bernard proposed to Kayla?
James: No way, they only met a week ago.
Josh: I shit you not, they're engaged!

by vejtics May 4, 2019

I shit you not

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

'You not low'

Often used as a way of confronting someone who is caught in the act of being sneaky.

'You not low', I see you flirting with that girl over there.

by Ricobeatz March 25, 2010

I Shit You Not

When some one tells the truth about something usually unbeleivable.

guy 1 - i just laid your mom

guy 2 - wtf!! seriously?

guy 1 - i shit you not my friend...

by Zael Yagami April 29, 2009

I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

can you not

Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it.

Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?

Jon is poking Jane.

Jane says, "Can you not..."

by 881 December 30, 2005