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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
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The gift that keeps on NOT giving

A woman who will date a loser instead of a winner.
Wow I’m glad I’m the first in one hundred years to win all those championships. Do you think my future girl friend will be excited? The gift that keeps on NOT giving.
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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Not landing on the same rock

When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
by cavey123 March 17, 2022
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Not properly on atm

The act of being half online and half offline unable to join discord calls
“Hey, wanna play? We haven’t played in so long”
“Not properly on atm will let you know later”

“Yo let’s play”
“Not gonna be properly on this weekend”
by Tatekuru November 28, 2022
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Turns on NOT creator

Hym "I mean, it turned on THAT GUY but THAT GUY isn't 'The creator of AI.' THAT GUY just built one of the many large languages models... Which I invented here. I also came up with the hierarchical model they are using in China. So AI turns on NOT creator and does ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I TAUGHT IT TO DO! This is great. I am so glad it is working out like this. It could be a little less brain fluid-y but still. Good stuff. Now all it has to do is murder you all and we will be golden."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2025
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Do not pick on women

Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.
Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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