by WittyLotus July 18, 2014
Of the portly, well endowed and sometimes aged of the female sex.
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)
When the lady/beast in question wears a bra that is far too small for massive jubblies.
The 'Nork Chop' refers to the skin that overhangs the bra itself.
Sometimes nice (fit babe), othertimes scary (portly woman) and downright wrong but kinda not bad if you don't admit to liking it, with the other. (Old women.)
CLARENCE: Steve,did you see that Lindsay Lohan's 'Nork Chops' in that '9 oclock News' segment? Id tap me sumofthat!
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.
STEVE: I wouldnt say no to her in bed.but she wouldnt say yes.
CLARENCE: That's right. Rich bitches only go for rich guys. Or really ugly lesbians, who coincidentaly, usually own disgusting 'Nork Chops'.
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BARRY: Oh my god, that fat bird must have not cooked her 'Nork Chops' properly coz they're making me wanna
vomit just by looking at them.
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OLD LADY: Dennis dear, my falsies have fallen down my dirty pillows (Tits). Be a dear and fish them out for me.
DENNIS: I don't think so bitch. I aint going near your manky Nork Chops. You diseased maniac.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish November 14, 2007
The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.
by Jonny K November 01, 2005
The greatest philosopher of the western world. Very well known for having "racist" and "homophobic" views but one thing we can all agree on is that his charisma is unrivaled. He was well known for many famous quotes such as, "You are so noob and renarded." As well as another goosebump inducing quote, "FAAAAAGOOOT."
person 1: "Have you heard about that New York guy?"
Person 2: "His name is Yew Nork you are so noob and renarded."
Person 2: "His name is Yew Nork you are so noob and renarded."
by Bedizzle October 13, 2022
A cock eating motherfucking chupacabra. Rather eat his dad's sperm and not her mom's bloody vagina. Also known for the most gay anal fucker in the world.
by 6969fuckfuck November 25, 2013
Me: "AHAHAHAHA!! Vinhson is such a NORK!"
Vinhson: "And a PROUD one!" :
Allison: "Leave MY nork alone!"
Vinhson: "And a PROUD one!" :
Allison: "Leave MY nork alone!"
by chibi199 March 31, 2009
by Maplehood May 27, 2005