A person who dresses in a conservative clean cut style once commonly associated with the nerd, but exhibits behaviors more associated with ego-centric douche archetypes.
by Dappered November 9, 2010
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Basically where anyone who lives in Hood River, Wasco or Sheridan counties in Oregon will end up if they stay in the area for more than two weeks. Cuz otherwise you'll wind up becoming a shit-smoking two-weaker and find your pasty-white, oregonian ass in one of their anything-but-state-of-the-art holding cells sporting a poorly-fitting orange jumpsuit and crocs. But if you're reading this you likely have already "booked" a night with them or know someone who has.
Located in The (dirty) Dalles, Oregon. This correctional facility excels in creating very loyal guests - as over 90% of their tenants enjoy their stay with NORCOR so much they come back time and again. Privately owned by the 3 counties judges, it's no surprise this jail is always fully booked with over 112 inmates being held at any given time. But when it comes to actually correcting anything in the area, NORCOR does the exact opposite.
Basically where anyone who lives in Hood River, Wasco or Sheridan counties in Oregon will end up if they stay in the area for more than two weeks. Cuz otherwise you'll wind up becoming a shit-smoking two-weaker and find your pasty-white, oregonian ass in one of their anything-but-state-of-the-art holding cells sporting a poorly-fitting orange jumpsuit and crocs. But if you're reading this you likely have already "booked" a night with them or know someone who has.
Located in The (dirty) Dalles, Oregon. This correctional facility excels in creating very loyal guests - as over 90% of their tenants enjoy their stay with NORCOR so much they come back time and again. Privately owned by the 3 counties judges, it's no surprise this jail is always fully booked with over 112 inmates being held at any given time. But when it comes to actually correcting anything in the area, NORCOR does the exact opposite.
The Local Government: "You can't truly appreciate the Columbia River Gorge without booking a night at NORCOR - the local county jail! experience our unbeatable $27 a night rates, fully unfurnished, confining, windowless "suites" complete with luxurious single granite slabs and stylish, what-might-pass-as mattresses. You'll love our complimentary room service and extensive menu of what-might-pass-as-food and something that looks like water. Our staff of officers will ignore all of your needs, deny your basic rights and do all they can to reinforce your lack of self-worth. During your stay at NORCOR you can kick-back and relax while shitting in front of random strangers, enjoy the soothing sounds of the mentally ill screaming til dawn, and make great new friends who can help you cope with your incarceration on the outside with more of the shit that got you booked here in the first place! We'll even follow up with you for years to come and fail to provide any means of getting you back on your feet enough to pay your bill. We provide everything you need to turn your normal, manageable life into a spiraling vortex of mental illness, financial insecurity, drug use, unemployment and repeat offenses just to keep this corrupt town's government happily funded and you in our system.
NORCOR - we'll leave the light on for you....all night long.
NORCOR - we'll leave the light on for you....all night long.
by I wanna Chuck your Parsons March 8, 2019
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Get the nonchalant mug.Someone who is a muppet but also awesome. Very relaxed which can lead to an inability to see things when they are staring them in the face. Incredibly funny and intelligent, usually good at sports and other such things. Can perhaps underestimate their own strength leading to injuries of others. Incredibly attractive but also addicted to things such as nutella and whisky.
"I met this guy who's kind of crazy but really funny at the same time but also friendly but very weird..."
"What a Noach."
"What a Noach."
by tinywalrus April 5, 2013
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by Mike,Marc,Cam April 24, 2011
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by Philbert 77 December 13, 2008
Get the Norah Jones mug.One who is quite curious, adventurous and enterprising. She can sometimes be a little restless and, perhaps, impatient. Personal freedom is quite important and she does not appreciate suffocating or oppressive situations.
Norah's tend to go to great lengths to make things happen and can be quite bold in this respect. They can be seen as strongly passionate about their desires, however they may step on other people's toes in the process.
Norah's are generally positive, optimistic and have agood sense of fair play. Although, they can get distressed by unusual adversity - which will cause them to act out of character.
Norah's tend to go to great lengths to make things happen and can be quite bold in this respect. They can be seen as strongly passionate about their desires, however they may step on other people's toes in the process.
Norah's are generally positive, optimistic and have agood sense of fair play. Although, they can get distressed by unusual adversity - which will cause them to act out of character.
Guy "Why do you wake up so happy every morning?"
Girl "It's just how I am, I can't help it - I'm a Norah."
Girl "It's just how I am, I can't help it - I'm a Norah."
by urprollyrite June 19, 2009
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