nockster

Being cool with a metrosexual tone, almost ambiguous to being straight or gay, and resembling features of Trisomy 21 Chromosome abnormality (Down's syndrome) such as weak phitrum, sentinel line; also characterized by asking stupid questions repeatedly such as "where is the arcade, where is the arcade?"

He's hitting the night with all his might, but someone should tell him that he is being a nockster.

by izzy tru June 16, 2007

nockakke

Nocturnal bukakke. Jerking off and ejaculating all over your partner's face while they are asleep.

Dude, when I get home I'm going to nockakke all over my wife.

by VoiceOfDispatch September 2, 2015

tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.

DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!

by endlessraper July 21, 2010

Nocky

A being with a well endowed forhead,

Owner of:
- A mother whom profits from her fem-hole
- A brother whose neck's girth is equivilent to that of his head
- A father who partakes in the sexual act of smurfing
- A brain which manefests the thought process of paedophillia being widely accepted and partakes in said sexually events, badly
- A musically retarded anatomy
- An unsocialble dialect
- A pair of briefs
- A tight pair of camo's
- Immasculine physique
- An asexual thought process
- One fleshy patch where genitals should belong
- An outstanding odour
- A face which ruins ones day, month or year

1) That dude's such a nocky
2) Agggggghhhhhh Nocky
3) Nocky ... is a vagina

by jamsmiricbelmkintsert February 18, 2009

nockoff

Spelled "nockoff" to distinguish it from "knockoff" (counterfeit watches, bling, etc.), "nockoff" refers to artificial or cheaply-made foods only.

This soda is a nockoff. It tastes like it comes from a laboratory. There's no real fruit juice in it!

by pentozali January 14, 2006

Chel Nockin

The Goa'uld sentence for "Very cool".

A: "What do you think of the Stargate?"

B: "Chel Nockin."

by FutureSoap March 21, 2023

job nockey

Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel.

Gaff is a right job nockey.

by Stephen Brough January 21, 2005