Teacher: Jared could you read this
Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
Jared:i cant Hi my name is Jared and i never fucking learned how to read
by willow1098 October 15, 2018
A best friend to many and a true love to an especially lucky girl. He cares so very much and his love is best described as perfection every breathing second it is given. A Jared is funny to all and just as kind. If you cross paths with my Jared... Know that he is mine. And I wouldn't change it for the world.
The love of my life can be none other than Jared.
by BryLoves December 19, 2016
Jared is the name of the most amazing person alive. Most likely the name of a great saxophone player. The sound of his voice makes my heart glow and his eyes are as deep as the sea with many meanings. I could see into them forever and get lost in his eyes and forget everything around me but him. Just one smile from Jared and my heart beats a bajallion times. The touch of his hand sends electric shocks through my heart and i need to tell myself to breathe. When I see him i feel fearless. I feel alive. I feel special. Most of all, i feel loved. I love you <3 :D
I love Jared<3
by SamiLeigh13 September 21, 2011
A name given to someone who is played. One who wears their heart on their sleeve leaving them prime for being taken. A person who can be easily taken advantage of. Someone who will place trust and belief in someone and not think twice about it regardless of reputation. A person who can be lied to and manipulated repeatedly. An extremely gullible human being.
Kris; "So you told him you stayed home last night and he believed you?"
Frannie; "Hook, line and sinker!"
Kris; "And he has no idea you were bouncing on another guy last night?"
Frannie; "Nope. He is such a Jare."
Frannie; "Hook, line and sinker!"
Kris; "And he has no idea you were bouncing on another guy last night?"
Frannie; "Nope. He is such a Jare."
by EpicFail10 September 17, 2012
A sweet, caring guy who loves to joke around with his friend; has amazing clear blue eyes and would do anything to make his babygirl smile; Sometimes his negative qualities show through, like stubborness, anger, and "toughness", but his positive qualities can make any girl melt
cute girl: I really wish Jared was my boyfriend
hot girl: Me too!
beautiful girl: too bad Jared's mine and I'm his babygirl.
hot girl: Me too!
beautiful girl: too bad Jared's mine and I'm his babygirl.
by JustForYou May 05, 2013
That was a jared
by Jared Butkovich November 09, 2017
Once a lost and troubled soul trapped in the fourth underworld, Jared became a God to the Aztecs when mysterious life forms descended to Mictlan seeking an ancient rumored power. The citizens of Planet Z spent years traveling through different dimensions only to discover what they sought was not to be found - but created. Jared was chosen by the leader of Z. A few indulgent meanderings and shots of whiskey later, the celestial alignment cast an electric surge between Cancer and Scorpio. The surge was so poignant, tightly bound and focused that Jared became the first being to have successful intercourse with an extraterrestrial, bridging the gap between Gods and Aliens by taking on the role of Daddy: God of The Impossibly Mindblowing Orgasm. The Z leader surrendered to Jared as an object of pleasure for all eternity as an expression of gratitude for helping to create the ultimate sexual energy. Although Jared is immortal, his human form is a specimen of perfection, sexuality and divine masculinity. His generously proportioned reproductive organ was hand sculpted by Zeus with perfection in the style of a male Venus de Milo. Jared excels in all things delicious, and even his humanly procreative fluids are indicated by legend to have an intoxicating flavor as well as healing powers and a magical, iridescent glow.
I could spend forever drinking from a fountain filled by the excited expulsions of Jared.
Jared likes to get real fucked up.
Jared likes to get real fucked up.
by Ballfro Esquire May 08, 2020