Nickocado Avocado

Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha.

heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado.
Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall )

nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here ..

( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. )
nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers

Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth.
Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth.

Employee : Please stop cursing -
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Employee Then calls manager )
Manager : What seems to be going on over here?

Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth.

Employee : Sir-
Nick : SHHHHHHHH
Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store

Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. )
The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )

Nickocado Avocado, It's an obese, fat, freaking pig that is dying because he's eating too much and saying that it's just water weight. OINK

OINK BITCH :)

by Dino Chicken Nuggets October 8, 2021

nickshin

A Nickshin is when a bloke called nick (may be known as Nicky or Nicholas) shoves something large (like a small coffee table) into your shin.

Lilly: Nicky hit my shin with the coffee table last night.

Daisy: Haha you got nickshinned!

by Nickshinary August 18, 2018

Nickshaming

The act of tagging someone with an offense appropriate nickname after their shameful conduct is captured and posted on social media.

"Go Back Gretchen" will be getting some nickshaming after that video of her telling that family to go back to their country surfaces!

by snakeplisskent July 12, 2019

Nickole

An amazing friend. She is sweet, kind, and thoughtful. She is crafty and she LOVES scrunchies... like A LOT. She has a dog named sparky. She is definitely someone you would want to be friends with. She is the cheese queen above all cheese queens. She likes Nutella on her toast.

"she has a dog named sparky?"
"It must be a Nickole"

by lina lamont hei hei April 26, 2020

Abolish all nicks

A great way of getting rid of all nicks because I hate them all (: mainly aimed at the people at my school who are trumpers and are part of “the boys 😈💯🥶.” I literally despise all nicks. I can’t handle it anymore

Friend 1: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Friend 2: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Nick: what no!
Everyone: ÿ ë ś

by HHEHEHEHEHEHE January 4, 2021

Nikos

Nikos is the character on TV that appears to be the underdog but once you get to know him is breathtaking. Nikos has the most honest eyes that melt like caramel. His smile is straight out of a cheesy Taylor Swift song. He is creative, and shy, but deep down a really great person. Even if he himself doesn't recognize it. He is naturally hilarious, but has so much more natural charm than he lets on. He really cares- if you ever meet Nikos remember he is worth knowing/loving.

"I just met a Nikos- total catch!"

by lorelaigilheartsalf June 24, 2013

nicko mcbrain

By far the best fucking drummer in history. Most metal drummers would use 2 or more bass drums to do crazy, but the same, shit. But Nicko McBrain outskills them all with just one. His drumming is always crazy, like him, but clean.

nicko mcbrain kicks metal ass!!!!!!!

by bobby ho August 7, 2004