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When a man cums into another man's anus. Then proceeds to felch his own semen from his partners rectum with a straw. At this point he then feeds his own semen back to his partner in the form of a snow ball.
Rob called in sick to work yesterday after his weekend activities in which he was Newsom'd by a large back man which actually resulted in anal bleedage.
by JWIS March 23, 2011
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Joanna Newsom

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An inexplicably up-and-coming harpist, harpsichordist, singer, and songwriter with a very distinctive singing style and a more than eccentric fanbase.
Dane: Just wait until you hear "Bridges and Balloons." It's so deep and moving, and probably my favorite Joanna Newsom song.

James: Wtf, turn that sh** off -- she sounds like a dying cat!
by Thomas Sartorius April 7, 2008
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Newsom’s Nacho

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See also def: Nacho Party and add Newsom in front. 1. nacho party
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate into another man's stretched-out asshole, and then eat eat nacho chips using their semen as dip.
2.alternative term for San Francisco, CA.
I am elated to be back in Florida, after my trip to Newsom’s Nacho!

The gas prices for my diesel engine are insane over there in Newsom’s Nacho!
by Nacho Btch September 10, 2022
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NEWSOM

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red headed slut. usually turned away in rejection but comes back when sexual advancements are made
i wish these newsom's would back da fuck up off me
by MAX January 30, 2003
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NEWSOM

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recieves Summer's Eve To Get rid of vaginal stinkyness
Rachel used the summer's eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench
by Jared February 6, 2003
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Newcomer

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Someone who is too gay to admit their true feelings for another gay person. Eats out the butt daily. Cockshining, buttpirate, gaypride fuckbudy, fudgepacker, cumguzzling, spermfountain, cumdumpster.
"Did you hear about that guy who got soft during sex?"
"Yeah, he must be a Newcomer"
by Torland1993 March 18, 2010
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