neandernerd

Someone whose thuggish or unsophisticated demeanor masks sophisticated technical ability.

Don't fuck with him. If he finds out who you are he'll deface more than your homepage. Proper neandernerd.

by Dr Congo1 October 17, 2008

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

neanderbrawl

When people are fighting for no reason or cause to extent of shaming humanity; usually initiated by mind altering substances or plain stupidity.

Did you see that fight between the soccer team and the JV football team yesterday?

Yeah, total neanderbrawl. I think it was over pez.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.

"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."

by _chickenscratch_ April 13, 2019

neanderpigger

A Western European Caucasian person

A room full of NeanderPiggers.

by Mr. Matto November 16, 2019

Neo-Neanderthal

The kind of people who only instinctively care about breeding with a cute/attractive counterpart. They are usually not very well educated, and spend their time in bars scouting for potential victims of their blissful ignorance on using others.

-Look at that girl going on around those group of friends.
- Yeah mate! She's a total neo-neanderthal.

by Thedoragon November 24, 2017

Neanderthalis Decibelus

A type of loser.
Specifically a loser with a compunction to force EVERYONE to listen to their crappy taste in music, often using a lame stereo system.

If that Neanderthalis Decibelus doesn't turn his volume down I swear I'm gonna shove that boombox up his rectum.

by @pop_art July 28, 2009