newcastle wedding

An especially bloody fight, usually between two extremely drunk men in an alley.

Those guys went and had a Newcastle wedding.

by revolution2424 May 26, 2016

carrying coals to Newcastle

It means a pointless, useless situation or action.

"Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying coals to Newcastle!"

by Golasso December 14, 2006

newcomb

A white trash redneck from the city who often drives at ridiculous speeds.

Look at that Damn Newcomb, driving too fast.

by crazytrucker March 14, 2015

Newcastle College

A college in the city Newcastle Upon Tyne; often where wannabes go to get their faces on TV.

This college does not have very good education as they lecturers often treat their pupils like mates... there is no discipline here.

Media, art, fashion and other such soft option A Levels/diplomas are taught here.

"Did you see that wannabe from Newcastle College?"

by Whogivesa April 27, 2008

Newcastle WA

An annoying series of red traffic lights to where ever you need to go to.

The worst drivers on the west coast live here! (worse than CA)

I asked her for her digits but I got Newcastled :(

Why where you late for your shift this morning?
-I'm very sorry but I had to drive through Newcastle WA.
Oh don't worry about it then, I understand!

by Newcastle HATER May 16, 2011

newclear

how dumbasses spell nuclear

dude1#:wow dude your essay rocks..
dude2#:thanks!
dude1#:but one thing you dumbass you spelled nuclear wrong its NUCLEAR not NEWCLEAR you fucking shit for brains
dude2#:thats not nice!

by ubetcha December 28, 2005

Newchelle

A disgusting coupling of a gargoyle and a smelly man-beast. Normally, the smell of the man-beast and the gargoyle's natural repulsion would chase off potential mates. This relationship, however, works solely because of two things: 1. the gargoyle's obvious lack of olfactory senses and 2. the man-beast is getting sex from the gargoyle which makes him happy (there is not much research on point two, but scientists have come to this conclusion based on the available data).

Person 1: Gross! Did you see that picture of the gargoyle and the man-beast in the tree?

Person 2: Yeah, but don't worry, it's just Newchelle trying to be as cute as Travella.

Person 1: Hahahaha what an epic fail on Newchelle's part!

Person 2: Indeed good sir, indeed.

by ConcernedUCStudent December 2, 2011