A euphamism for New Age music, a horrible, hideous genre of aimless, unlistenable drech for washed out, middle-aged ex-hippies and the power crystal clutching disciples of con men who use bits and pieces of various Eastern religions, interspersed with liberal helpings of pure bullshit in order to sell their overpriced, horribly written books (also filled with bullshit) and ugly quartz crystal trinkets. Rhymes with "sewage."
Hey, holmes, get that fucken' newage crap off of my sound system right now! And bury that c.d. once you're through taking it far, far away from anyone with anything resembling taste in music.
by the birds and trees September 17, 2006
Get the newage mug.A spiritual person with a profound sense of entitlement. They claim to be down-to-earth, eager to share their gifts, but are really looking to gain notarity, free shit, are extremely vain and talk about how spiritual they are non-stop.
Wow! That sound bath teacher couldn’t stop talking about herself and talked about wanted to find a millionaire boyfriend. She’s such a newage narcissist!
by BBXB April 8, 2019
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Person with a preconceived notion that anime is a bad thing and/or that it should only be viewed by children.
Person who believes everything on the news.
Person who avoids certain sites on the internet in fear of hackers.
Person who believes everything on the news.
Person who avoids certain sites on the internet in fear of hackers.
Newsfags will always break into a conversation about anime and call it cartoons. In many cases also mock the viewers for watching what he belives to be nothing but saturday morning cartoons for children.
by Tremil November 25, 2007
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Good examples would be in other countries outside of the US that allows CP.
Good examples would be in other countries outside of the US that allows CP.
by cool bro 34 March 30, 2010
Get the newfags mug.A derogatory term compounding the words "new age" -and pronounced /ˈno͞oij/ (-rhyming with "sewage"). Used to label things that are touted as "spiritual" or "positive" -but are actually pretentious and otherwise useless.
"The newage in this retreat weekend workshop is just too much for me to take seriously."
"Crystals, raw veganism, energy-work, and 'positive thinking' are all just a bunch of newage"
"Crystals, raw veganism, energy-work, and 'positive thinking' are all just a bunch of newage"
by psychosufi May 17, 2017
Get the newage mug.Newfane sports take place in the run down town of Newfane NY, the sports are not good and just barely not bad. if you go to newfane and play sports you are either a horrible athlete or a great athlete with 20 horrible teammates. If you play, you play all game because no one else wants to play for Newfane. Every year Newfane sports claim they are better and stronger then lose to wilson regardless.
Football player : we lost 35-0 to Medina last night
Newfane football player: only 35, they put up 65 on us, damn fuck newfane sports
Newfane football player: only 35, they put up 65 on us, damn fuck newfane sports
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person 1: wow, you are such a newfangle! i’m so glad you’re in my life
person 2: aw thank you! i think you’re a newfangle too! :)
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