by Anonymous June 24, 2003
by ClockworkRose December 21, 2004
It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'
Take me to your leader, first, though.
Take me to your leader, first, though.
by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004
Ironically, Weekly World News possesses more truth than other sources of news. Such as "The Fox News Channel". Possibly remembered mostly by their mascot, Bat-Boy. The magazine is probably at your local grocery store.
Girl: "Who do you believe has a stronger possibility of disputing truthful statements? A satirical news reporter for 'Weekly World News' who says Bigfoot is real, or homophobic, Neo-Nazi, Ann Coulter on 'The O'Reilly Factor'"?
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
Guy: "This satirical news reporter isn't Bill O'Reily, right?"
Girl: "Right."
Guy: "Oh, thank god! The satirical news reporter without the slightest bit of hesitance!"
by GloveGiblets March 7, 2007
A newspaper that has the most controversial topics immaginable. They are so "out-there," that no one even believes them. They are all the REAL odd happenings in the world, condensed into one newspaper.
by B-Money May 6, 2004
That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?
by Edgy white kid on Garry's Mod April 6, 2017
Some things never change
by Da Same Baby January 2, 2022