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Negar

A beautiful and wise girl in Iranian culture.
Meaning beloved and being worshiped as a Goddess.
Negar knows everything and has always has the answers and despite being so serious about life, she is very kind and cheerful.
Although Negar is very good at math, she also is very good artist and his favorite art is music.
- Who is that hot lady is green?

- Oh, that's Negar!
by nedagostino March 11, 2021
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
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Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.
Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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Nearfetched

Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.

Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!
by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010
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nemarik

the prettiest girl you will ever meet. shes so funny and sometimes retarted. she has a nice ass too
wow... shes such a nemarik
by gwejhfgkjwehG67 July 9, 2016
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Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.
"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.
When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.
by razman March 21, 2004
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