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playing with the bishop's nephew

"playing with the bishop's nephew" is the act of masturbating while taking a shit in public. in modern usage the term also covers the act of masturbating while shitting in private, however the public aspect of the activity is of no small importance.
derek: "hey ronny, what's happening?"

ronny: "ah nothin', just hangin' at the crib."

derek: "well, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today- so i was up at colombus circle waiting for the bus, just playing with the bishop's nephew, and next thing you know this bitch starts flippin' out."

ronny: "what'd you do then?"

derek: "i told the bitch to chill the fuck out, i'm just playing with the bishop's nephew."

ronny: "sounds reasonable enough."
by pat seick February 5, 2010
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step-nephew

The greatest band that ever lived. The pioneers of the controversial new craze "super punk rock". Origins of the bands name are from the band's biggest fan who is the bass player's younger brother. There debut album is Super Punk Rock and you should definatley check them out on Facebook and iTunes.
Dude step-nephew plays a kick-ass show!
by funkmastashiz June 4, 2013
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Rx Nephew

Slitherman himself
Connor: "Yo did you hear of the new Rx Nephew song?"

Chris: "Yeah it was revolutionary"
by Chris Archie April 19, 2021
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Uncle Nephew

The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.
Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.

See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.

Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."
by nickreaper January 3, 2012
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delete this nephew

Use this phrase when someone posts some wild shit...
Alex : (scrolling through Instagram, sees a man with makeup on...*comments* delete this nephew)
by Jessica mondum April 18, 2017
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skippers nephew

The art of choking a woman during sex resulting in her dying. Usually a cousin or relative.
“Bro I pulled a skippers nephew last night, what the fuck do I do?”
“My friend got skippers nephewed last week, wanna go to her funeral with me?”
by skippers_nephew August 1, 2019
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Ur nephew a jew

Way worse than “ur mom gay, ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian, ur uncy funky, ur sister mister, ur pap a trap and ur brother mother all combined
Ron: ur dad lesbian
Preston: no u
Ron: ur nephew a jew
Preston: *loads gun and proceeds to the bathroom*
by vseasons May 13, 2018
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