Horatio Nelson

1758-1805

British napoleonic admiral, famous for losing one arm and the sight in one eye in battle, ditching his wife for Emma Lady Hamilton and dying in his finest hour at his decisive victory off Cape Trafalgar, 21 October 1805.
In short: a badass.

Horatio Nelson "was, and is, in Lord Byron's words, 'Britannia's God of War'"

by CrazyCouch April 17, 2012

Nelson Muntz

Nelson Muntz is the school bully in the TV show "The Simpsons" his catchphrase is "HA HA!" which he expresses if he spots another character's misfortune. On a few cases however, the tables turned on him and everyone laughs at his misfortune.

He wears a vest over a t-shirt with shorts and is quite fat.
He is not as tough as he seems as in many episodes he has a secret enjoyment with cooking.
Nelson is in Bart's class and in the early episodes of The Simpsons he was Bart's Bully and in later episodes he and Bart became friends.

*Lisa walks out of a Barbers*
Nelson Muntz: Ha ha.
*Lisa Puts a hat on and walks off*
*Old lady falls into a bin*
Nelson: *Points* Ha ha!
*A very tall man drives by in a small car*
Nelson: *Points* HA HA!
*car stops*
Nelson: Crud.
Tall man: Do you find something comical about my appearance while I was driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah.
Tall man: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
Nelson: I guess so.
Tall man: Whatdja, would you like it if I made fun of your misfortune. HUH? Maybe we should find out!
*Tall man pulls Nelson's pants down*
Tall man: Now MARCH!

by Noslen June 8, 2013

Pull a nelson

To get clobbered by a car which you do not see as you run across the street.

guy one:Dude watch where your going, you almost pulled a nelson
guy two: Oh shit son I did almost pull a nelson

by Chris Sivertson February 10, 2008

neuronaut

A person or persons who are involved in the use of psychedelic drugs, such as LSD or psilocybin mushrooms, in order to expand their mind and push the boundaries of their mind beyond consciousness and beyond the world of the senses.

Timothy Leary was considered to be one of the most influential neuronauts because of his experience and research with psychedelics.

by Z E R O S December 27, 2007

Fort Nelson

a small town in the middle of fucking nowhere, it appears on like every map but no one can ever find it.

Guy 1:hey, where are you going again?
Guy 2:Fort Nelson
Guy 1:where?

by spanishLION July 16, 2009

Freaky Nelson

cool, retro awesome, exciting like everyone would like it

as in 'you should come to the party its going to be totally freaky nelson'

by y'shua April 23, 2009

Hoover Nelrose

The act done shortly after Reaming, where two men suck the green, pussy discharge out of the womens ripped anus, and spread the thick pile around their face. The women then sucks the guy off spreading the cum in with the discharge around his face, for the women to then scrape off and spread around her wet, shaven pussy. The guy then licks her out and finishing the sequence by swallowing the end product.

Fucking hell, i dont just wanna fuck that girl, I wanna do the Hoover Nelrose with her!

by JohnnieBmkxzcngj July 27, 2010