negotihater

One who tries to negotiate with others, but has strong hate for their point of view on the subject.

That footballer who is being given the yellow card is such a negotihater

by Little Computer Nerd March 25, 2010

Negosis

The feeling of guilt in a situation where you could not have changed or affected anything.

Just knowing that the ice caps are melting and the polar bears are dying makes me feel negosis.

by eternallyIrregular February 13, 2018

negotiated reality

When you tell a whopper of a lie with the expectation that people will believe a part of it. Similar to how things work in the real estate industry where someone who is trying to sell a property for $1 million will set a $1.2 million asking price. A politician might tell you that 4 US embassies are about to be attacked. Although no US embassies might be at risk, by lying and saying that 4 embassies were about to be attacked, you might walk away thinking that at least one embassy was at risk.

One person on the left will say 0 embassies were at risk and the other will say 4 were at risk, so you end up thinking that an embassy was at risk because 1 is between 0 and 4.

The fact that we believe even a kernel of what Trump says is negotiated reality.

by dc_united_99 January 18, 2020

Negotation

When a negotiation backfires on you due to poor strategy

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by tonyshalhoub February 12, 2021

negotiomitation

Engaging in numerous and simultaneous negotiations with a variety of parties.

Shirelle's negotiomitation skills are essential for navigating the complex commercial real estate landscape, where she must negotiate with multiple tenants simultaneously.

Shirelle's negotiomitation skills are so good, she could juggle a dozen tenants at once, and still have time to eat her lunch.

by Hossheeannahhh October 8, 2023

morally negotiable

a more politically correct way of calling someone a slut. someone who can easily get talked into droppin panties and lining up penises like a circus seal.

I wouldnt say Jenny has run her hands over more sausage than a butcher. I would say shes rather morally negotiable.

by scott e balls July 30, 2012

Pillow Negotiations

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

by Melofawesome August 27, 2012