When two
men who enjoy the company of hands in their b hole decide to swap out the j lube for the best natural alternative - egg nog - this delicious and
alcoholic lubricant
will ensure both your hands are able to keep nogging it all night long
“
honey, i’m going to be late for dinner, me and the
man with big hands from the bakery are stuck in a bit of a noggy tangle, can you leave my chicken sandwich in the
microwave? ta”
“ADONIS!? can’t you go a single day without nogging it!?