When two men who enjoy the company of hands in their b
hole decide to swap out the j lube for the best natural alternative - egg
nog - this delicious and
alcoholic lubricant will ensure both your hands are able to keep nogging it all night long
“
honey, i’m going to be late for dinner, me and the man with big hands from the bakery are stuck in a bit of a noggy tangle, can you leave my chicken
sandwich in the microwave? ta”
“ADONIS!? can’t you go a single
day without nogging it!?