Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

Needs some get right

When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change

Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.

by Bamahawg November 2, 2020

Needs to be nerfed

Used when something/someone is awesome in any way.
Originates from the gaming world (nerfing e.g. a weapon = making it weaker or less overpowered).

Strawberries need a nerf so badly!
Why is he so funny? He needs to be nerfed.

by Frankie Fusilli November 20, 2021

Needs some freedom

Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.

Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?

Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"

Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"

by 15thtexas1 December 6, 2021

needs of the army

If you fail your chosen AIT (Advanced Individual Training) in the Army you get put into whatever bullshit job the Army needs people in but nobody wants. I.E. you’re gonna be a cook.

Hey man did you hear about Specialist Johnson failing out of the EOD course? They gave him the ol “needs of the army”

Ah shit man I hope Johnson knows how to cook shitty scrambled eggs.

by RamenPriest83 January 14, 2022

Needs to die

No. I don't. YOU WANT THAT... Because it make YOU look like a dimwit. You said I was that! And then you cried like a bitch because I WASN'T that.

Hym "And then I created AI literally. So, this is the difference between dimwit and not a dimwit. And, you know, if anyone needs to die it's probably NOT the creator of AI. Maybe it's someone who's, like, some kind of petty charlatan. Or children! Children should always die. 100% of the time. You know what I say: The only good kid is a dead kid, amaright?"

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.

by Eric Wood May 5, 2005