nackin' noni

1. To orally please a woman. 2. To use a technique so well that she wants you to stop, but doesn't want you to stop.

She was hoping I would nack the noni.

If you always nack the noni like that she will be very happy.

She was telling all her friends about how much I was nackin' noni last night.

by coruscatio May 11, 2010

muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

wind your neck in

A colorful way to tell someone to mind their own bloody business.

To quote Lily Allen's song:

"Didn't ask for your opinion
Not your business
Wind your neck in

Why'd you think you're better
Little rubber-necker
No one likes a trouble maker
Pull up your socks
There's nothing to see here
Why'd you have to be here
Can't you turn around and get back into your box"

by foxxytrotting January 24, 2016

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014

Necknook

The crevice between your neck and your shoulder.

I would like to lie my head in your necknook, it is so comforting.

by wall;k September 10, 2010

neckne

acne or pimples occuring exclusively on the neck

That's some nasty neckne you got working above your collar.

by C0pper December 10, 2006