The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
by Matty1249 November 03, 2016
A short period of calm or pleasant circumstances that is all but guaranteed to be followed by a severe change for the worse; usually preceded by less than favorable conditions,
I can’t believe it’s going to be 70 degrees for the few days! It’s December!
Be careful. Don’t get pulled in by the Nebraskan Lullaby. It’s definitely going to snow next week.
Be careful. Don’t get pulled in by the Nebraskan Lullaby. It’s definitely going to snow next week.
by Kscooby November 16, 2021
When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.
Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it
by iSmackFatKidz March 29, 2022
A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.
“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick
by EggoBlueWaffles July 08, 2022
The act of nibbling on your partners genitals continuously until you spit out the chunks of pubes and flesh into their asshole
Me:Dude I hooked up with Jessica last night
Friend: no way what happened
Me: I gave her the Nebraskan combine
Friend: nice how long were her pubes
Me: 7 ft
Friend: cool
Friend: no way what happened
Me: I gave her the Nebraskan combine
Friend: nice how long were her pubes
Me: 7 ft
Friend: cool
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by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016