Neanderthot

A young girl whose primal instinct is to act like a hoe to attract as many mates as possible in a desperate attempt to fill the hole that her drunk, dead-beat father left. Typically found in the front row at bass music events and hip-hop shows wearing as little clothing as possible, even in sub-zero climates. This wild beast is known to carry many different types of diseases so be very careful when coming in close contact.

"Bro, you going to that all ages Borgore show?"
"HA! Yeah fucking right, man. That shit is gonna be wall-to-wall Neanderthots."

by DamnReptiles! February 25, 2015

neander

From Neanderthal.

Noun: Someone who holds power tools in disdain

Verb: To use brute force on, with hand tools.

If you don't have a jointer, just neander it with a scrub plane before you run it through the planer.

OR

He's not big on Norm Abrams, he's a neander.

by Yitah January 27, 2004

neandernerd

Someone whose thuggish or unsophisticated demeanor masks sophisticated technical ability.

Don't fuck with him. If he finds out who you are he'll deface more than your homepage. Proper neandernerd.

by Dr Congo1 October 17, 2008

neanderthal plate job

doing a plate job without the plate.

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"

by cullop April 3, 2010

neardead

old or elderly person

Neardeads are the connection between Social Security and slot machines.

by Gpa Lep! April 12, 2011

neanderbrawl

When people are fighting for no reason or cause to extent of shaming humanity; usually initiated by mind altering substances or plain stupidity.

Did you see that fight between the soccer team and the JV football team yesterday?

Yeah, total neanderbrawl. I think it was over pez.

by fraxinus6356 November 27, 2012

neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.

"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."

by _chickenscratch_ April 13, 2019