NASCAR

The official sport of in breeds, rednecks as well as white trash!

Look at all those WT at the NASCAR race!

by Piranha May 16, 2005

Nascar Nasty

A Sexual act when one person puts dip into their mouth before an oral confrontation then proceeds to use the spit for lubrication.

I was on the bus when a Hobo gave me a Nascar Nasty!

by Dr.ClarkLove November 3, 2010

NASCARJIMMY2

Nascarjimmy2 is a runescape player constantly jacked up on pcp and meth. He likes the skill of woodcutting and he likes bestiality.

(13:27:53) <@nascarjimmy2> brb i got cum all over my face

by onlight23 July 22, 2009

nascar

National Stock Car Association... or something like that. Founded on the East coast of the US in 1947 by Bill France. Featured great drivers like Junior Johnson and Lee Petty in the '50s. Car's were almost completely (85-90%) stock, which in a bad thing when it comes to safety. Most tracks were very twisty, and on unpaved roads. Most early NASCAR stockers topped-out at around 110mph, give or take a few. Of course, 4-wheel drum brakes were standard fare, and they hadn't even though of roll bars or window netting until the early '60s. In a accident, drivers could be killed easily. Since cars back then were very primitive, driver's had to work alot harder and drive alot better than they do today, with the safety and the aerodynamics and the super hi-tech V8's. Chrylser and Oldsmobile were very involved with NASCAR in throughout the '50s. By the latter-half of the '60s, Ford/Mercury and Dodge/Plymouth were the only teams really involved with racing. Engineers had essentially just discovered aerodynamics, and cars such as the Ford Torino Talladega and Dodge Daytona incorporated the latest in hi-tech aerodynamic aids. Suspensions and drivetrains had also gotten considerably better, but not to the point were it took the 'fun" out of driving. Safety had improved vastly, too, in part because of a crash in which Richard Petty ended up with hundred of shards of glass in his eyes. Materials were made better and stronger, and multi-point roll-barrs were used. Materials were also made out off more-modern weight-saving meterials, in an effort to make the cars that much faster. Hemi cylinder heads were used on Ford and Mopar engines by around '64. Converting a normal wedge-headed engine to a hemi one added about 85hp. By the '70s, it became more of a business thing than really racing, with more and more money involved and cars getting less and less 'stock."

'60s Nascar stock cars
Mopar Charger 500/Daytona, Road Runner Superbird
Ford Torino Talladega, Mercury Cyclone Spoiler

by A person named Person December 28, 2005

nasacar

The combination of NASCAR racing and NASA space program. A joke from mock newspaper The Onion.

I saw Jeff Gordon race the space shuttle Columbia in NASACAR.

by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005

nascar lane change

when another driver changes lanes at high speed and barely fits between the car in front and behind. if there's more than 18 inches of total space it doesn't qualify. These people are the cause of lots or wrecks and recipents of lots of profanity and obscene gestures.

the fucking idiot pulled a nascar lane change and caused a 10 car pile up

by Paul S.W. November 21, 2006

NASCAR

Where race drivers have to constantly turn left but they always turns right.

Some Random American: Let's watch NASCAR.
Motorsports Fans from Other Countries: Shut the fuck up.

by flip_master_harambe April 14, 2021