narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.

Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.

by ADanteM September 18, 2013

Narwhalling

When you get a dildo, use an adhesive to attach to forehead, and proceed to shove dildo up hole of choice. While swimming.

I heard that Max and Tyrone are gonna go narwhalling. We should try it sometime.

by DankuPatonku October 17, 2017

Winged-Narwhal

a Narwhal with wings that KA_Cookie rides, and the horn on the Narwhal shoots out cookies full of poison at it's enemies

hey you see that KA_Cookie guy, he rides the Winged-Narwhal

by KA_TheLegend February 25, 2017

Alaskan Narwhal

Having to blow a straw full of cocaine into a woman's butt and having her fart, while sniffing the air to get high.

Rusty did the Alaskan Narwhal in that bitches ass and when she farted he sniffed the air to get a buzz

by Derek Alaskan Strickland December 1, 2019

Narwhal Penetration-Panda Cuddle

The narwhal penatration panda cuddle is most commenly refered to as the last and missing page of the kama sutra. This being the case few know the proper stance though many improvise taking on the characteristics of both a narwhal and a panda. Supposedly there is one known master of the legendary technique. It is said that this young indian jew first found her love for the position when she accedentally fell into it while trying to wade through a rockus party.

Me: "Dude that girl priya, her favorite position is the narwhal penetration-panda cuddle"

Friend: "NICEE!"

by J.Keats March 11, 2010

narwhale

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose

TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale

by dumb blondie June 1, 2005

Narwhal

When something is amazing but completely irrelevant to helping you in life/ helping society

Lucy: I can name all 50 states in under 5 minutes!
Ashley: That is so Narwhal!

by LuFawnda March 19, 2012