napalm sweat

Sweat that stings or burns your eyes as a result of mixing with hair products or makeup.

Adam was blinded by napalm sweat but finished the set anyway.

by mymaserati July 9, 2014

Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017

Napalm and SillyPutty

the funniest fucking book ever by George Carlin

hahahahah ehs s funny

by butt licka February 15, 2004

Napalm Butt

Defication in a liquid-like consistency, sometimes harboring solid "pebbles" of fecal matter. In most cases, Napalm Butt has been known to burn to rectum of its victim, causing wiping to sting uncontrollably.

Ugh. Those Hot Cheetos gave me some serious Napalm Butt.

by AndyCandy January 13, 2008

Napalm Stroke

Masturbating with a Deep Heat covered hand

He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke

by GrundlBrioche June 8, 2011

Napalm Air Strike

While having sex, preferably in doggy style, squirt a hefty dose of Icy Hot on your partner's butt hole and force your dick in, using the Icy Hot as lube.

Doctor: This is the third patient that has come in from napalm air strikes.

by arokrmvava February 23, 2014

Napalm dick

When you eat spicy food before hand and later that night you take a piss and it feels like a flash back to Vietnam and you dick is a flame thrower

Dam I ate some spicy soup and later on I had a serious case of napalm dick

by Dropdembitches June 22, 2016