A place where you can show pictures of yourself in black, with white make up on, and your hair covering one eye.
by N. Matt March 17, 2005
The world's most popular online roleplaying game (Take that, Everquest!) It began with a guy named Tom who, after getting his simple butt pwnzed at most every MMORPG he played, decided he would make one of his own. The system was simple: create an online roleplaying character, and try to get as many users on a "friendslist." The first person to acchieve the most friends will win an angelic halo. However, our buddy Tom was a crafty prick, and he devised that <i>he</i> would always be the winner: whenever anyone joined Myspace, his profile would automatically be added onto their friendslist! So Tom would always pwn everyone else.
Myspace differs from other online RPGs in that it is almost void of orcs, elves, Norsemen, Nazis, Commies, aliens, or any of the other characters which normally appear in role-playing games. (every once in a while, Inuyasha or Sailor Moon will make a Myspace profile, but that's a different story) Rather, Myspace is home to the homeboy, scene kid, rich bitch, starving artist, whore next door, and several other stereotypes of tween to twentysomething life. They customize their profiles to the max with glittery banners, pinup girl shots, and photos of themselves taken with a patented technique called the Myspace angle.
Recently, a number of n00bs have been joining Myspace oblivious of the fact that it is an RPG. They take it seriously, you see, and attempt to meet up in real life with fellow Myspace roleplayers. At the very least, they're disappointed to find out that "Stu," that hot 23 year-old who's a surfer, is actually a 40 year-old sex offender, or that "Paula," the alt-rocker, is also a 40 year-old sex offender.
Tom is certainly under a lot of pressure as of late, given all the Myspace horror stories. He's had to put up all these security measures, which makes it harder for him to monitor how many people still have him on their friendslist. In addition, he must deal with his arch nemesis: a "hot azn gurl" known as Tila Nguyen, or Tila Tequila. Within a few months, Tila may win the angelic halo back from Tom.
Myspace differs from other online RPGs in that it is almost void of orcs, elves, Norsemen, Nazis, Commies, aliens, or any of the other characters which normally appear in role-playing games. (every once in a while, Inuyasha or Sailor Moon will make a Myspace profile, but that's a different story) Rather, Myspace is home to the homeboy, scene kid, rich bitch, starving artist, whore next door, and several other stereotypes of tween to twentysomething life. They customize their profiles to the max with glittery banners, pinup girl shots, and photos of themselves taken with a patented technique called the Myspace angle.
Recently, a number of n00bs have been joining Myspace oblivious of the fact that it is an RPG. They take it seriously, you see, and attempt to meet up in real life with fellow Myspace roleplayers. At the very least, they're disappointed to find out that "Stu," that hot 23 year-old who's a surfer, is actually a 40 year-old sex offender, or that "Paula," the alt-rocker, is also a 40 year-old sex offender.
Tom is certainly under a lot of pressure as of late, given all the Myspace horror stories. He's had to put up all these security measures, which makes it harder for him to monitor how many people still have him on their friendslist. In addition, he must deal with his arch nemesis: a "hot azn gurl" known as Tila Nguyen, or Tila Tequila. Within a few months, Tila may win the angelic halo back from Tom.
Mother: John, have you been playing Myspace again? You look as though you haven't slept in two weeks.
John: No, Mother, I'm just fine.
(John goes back to his room and resumes chatting it up online as "Da IllEsT WiGGeR" with a sexxi azn sweetie named "HeLL0 KinKy")
John: No, Mother, I'm just fine.
(John goes back to his room and resumes chatting it up online as "Da IllEsT WiGGeR" with a sexxi azn sweetie named "HeLL0 KinKy")
by Your Mom in a Gorilla Suit April 03, 2006
younger brother : Hey this girl added me on Myspace.
older brother: 17 years old,my ass! She looks like a 4 grade slut LOL!
younger brother:she is in 6 grade. -_-
older brother: *facepalm*
older brother: 17 years old,my ass! She looks like a 4 grade slut LOL!
younger brother:she is in 6 grade. -_-
older brother: *facepalm*
by Godbrother September 18, 2009
by bbaannaannaa June 15, 2014
A formerly big social media site that died between 2007-2012 depending on who you asked. This is due to the rise of Facebook, flooding of ads and other bad business decisions.
by Trajan Anntonius August 25, 2020
The ghost town of the internet, once the largest social media site , now completely destroyed by websites like Facebook and Twitter. It is becoming forgotten quickly, almost as quickly as all of the crimes Justin Bieber has committed.
Oh my God, girl, you are so much fun. You should totally add me on Facebook.
Facebook? I have a Myspace account.
Myspace? Wtf is a myspace?
Facebook? I have a Myspace account.
Myspace? Wtf is a myspace?
by Mr. Winter October 01, 2014