My friend Dean

My friend Dean is a weird ass dude. He is known as Fajita man and he puts his shirt over his head and he just screams. He's very flamboyant but he needs everyone to know he is straight & has a big dick & DOES NOT MASTURBATE. But gurl...Anyway, he can be an ass sometimes but he's still dank

Me: My friend dean is fucking insane
Literally anyone in my class: Tru gurl

by fuckingjimbpmcdimbo November 11, 2018

My friend named justin

ᵐʸ friend
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ʰᵉˢ already taken ᵃⁿᵈ hes
ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ
ᶠᵒʳᵗⁿⁱᵗᵉ my guy Uhhh 😩🥶🥶🥵🥵

I just had a good night sleep with my friend named Justin

by PHROGS January 28, 2021

My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

my friend whendi

when your friend annoys you and you say, "have you heard of my friend whendi... whendid i ask.

"hey your fat noob"
"have you heard of my friend whendi"
"no"
"whendid i ask"

by big bhunda boy June 2, 2021

Jesus my friend

If you ever meet someone named Jesus your very lucky he is always there for you and he is always tryna play fight he is very strong loyal and when you in a bad situation he will help you so that’s what a great friend is.

Jesus my friend

by zDeagleX January 6, 2019

can I go to my friend's house...hehe

I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

by jhared 19 January 17, 2021

we do it my friend

It's when you do it, my friend

my friend, we do it my friend

by .leo. March 5, 2022