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Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!
by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009
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Muzzie

A ridiculous name teenage islamophobes made up to insult Muslims which isn't really insulting.
Retarded trump supporter : hey you muzzies go back to aghraba.
Muslim : are you restarted?! Do you think this is offensive? I'm from Michigan you shit head.
by Abellon August 5, 2018
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muzzi

Your just slapped her muzzi
by Ilovebrutus123 October 17, 2017
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Muzzie

Muzzie is a nickname for Mustafa or masoud. he is An amazing Person loved by everyone. People might sometimes misunderstand him. he's hot and very Social. his creativity is amazing.
Hey Muzzie your so cool and cute
by Dandan23 March 31, 2017
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muzzing

To muzz is the growing of hair on the upper lip that is not quite as thick as a mustache, but is denser than peach fuzz. Combined you get muzz. Muzzing is the growing.
"Forgive me, for I am muzzing"
by I<3muzz July 22, 2014
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mizzike

1) Just a total douche in general who lies to and deceives his supposed friends by acting like he's cool and then turning around and revealing his complete retard self.

2) A person who won't let anyone mention any kind of band they like without blurting out their negative opinion about said band.

3) A person who is totally unaware of what an idiotic biggot they are and who has too much pride in themselves by claiming to have "haters" when said haters are really just people (everyone) who are telling said person the truth about their biggotry and idiocy.
1) Dude, did you hear about that mizzike?
No, what?

He's just a total douche now, remember how we used to hang out with and talk with him all the time?
Yeah, he was a pretty cool kid.
Yeah but now he's just a mizzike, fucking tard.

2) "So excited about the Tool concert! :D"

Comment by a mizzike: Tool isn't even worth traveling that far/paying that much to go see.

"STFU you mizzike! Just because you don't like Tool or any other band you don't like doesn't mean you have to hate on them by bothering people who are fans and saying that they suck."
Reply by a mizzike: Oh but I didn't say they suck did I? I said they aren't worth it I didn't specifically say "they suck" huh?
"Oh go die in a fire you prick. You KNOW you're hating and that you don't have an open mind about music or much else. Anywhere anyone mentions a certain kind of music or a certain band you have to go and put your negative 2 cents in like it matters."

3) A well-known mizzike: "F*ck allll dem haterrzzz!"
Various "haters": Dude quite claiming that you have "haters". You think that anybody who doesn't like you is just a 'hater' and is stupid. Well I hate to burst your bubble pal but YOU'RE the one who is a total fucktard, that's why so many people are "hating".
by DerpFoam October 21, 2010
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muzzilflurp

To pick the toppings off of a pizza without eating the whole slice.
Hey dude, you just Muzzilflurp'ed that pice of pepperoni.
by Alcaeus August 16, 2015
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