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munted

(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.
(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
by theflyingnerd January 1, 2008
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Mute

1. noun. A term referring to a mute person, someone suffering from muteness, a speech disorder which some individuals have. For one or more reasons, they are unable to speak out without the help of certain utilities.

2. verb. A verb describing the action to (usually) disable the sound on something, like a television, as well as disabling someone from communicating, for example in chat channels on the Internet.
Example:
1. That person over there is mute, he is unable to talk.

2. Please mute the sound on the television for a moment, I am talking on the phone.

2. Do you remember that person from the chat yesterday who kept spamming obscene words? I believe she was muted by a moderator.
by Zeyra August 14, 2009
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muteual

(pronounced MUTE-tual) when you’re mutuals with somebody on twitter but barely interact anymore and their tweets stopped being relevant to what they were, but you don’t want to block or unfollow so you decide to just mute them.
“hey, you know X too? I see you’re mutuals
“we used to. now he’s just a muteual”
by 24kauza January 28, 2021
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Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general
Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.
by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012
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Muzed

Stoned on music. Can also be described as a lasting eargasm. Only used for good music, can not be applied to Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus. Mainly used for Chase Coy, and Christofer Drew.
Dude, I am so freaking muzed right now.

I know, dude, me too.
by HarperSaurus September 18, 2010
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Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.
Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.
by RØcky November 18, 2011
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mute the fuck up

nicer way to say "shut the fuck up!" but towards your various electronical devices.
Mute the fuck up TV!!! I can't hear my iphone!!!!
by greymamba September 15, 2010
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