mustachio

a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.

by big dick tyner March 27, 2008

Mustachio

This item is usually worn by a person, name of Chris Bennett/ mustafa/ mustachio/ potroast/ midget/ annoying-short-person-who-follows-ben-wotkins-everywhere-all-the-time-at-break lol
It appears below the nose and above the mouth and is annoying lol

bennett is a small fool who goes to forest and is short and annoying

by michael March 2, 2004

Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.

Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching

by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019

Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye

Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye

by Pierce Brosnan7 July 8, 2021

mustachist

Any person who is completely against the having or growing of a mustache.

Billy was a mustachist, he hated the feeling of hair under his nose, so he shaved every day.

by lemonlime071 November 20, 2012

mustachio

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

by kiredor November 14, 2018

mustachiola

a lute-like instrument played by maidens in the days of yore

The lady doth crumble for even a fool on the condition that he is adept with a mustachiola

by despacho November 22, 2022