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Muskrat Canadian

A typical Canadian Boy. He is unshaven, is a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. He loves beer, hockey and all typical Canadian things. Unlike American guys, to pick up a girl he will insult her a little, instead of heavily complement her, this technique works mainly only on Canadian girls. A Muskrat Canadian often can be seen sporting plaid, wearing boot cut jeans.
They also often own a guitar.
American girl Tim said I look tired, I spent hours getting ready for tonight
Canadian girl That means he likes you! Tim's a total Muskrat Canadian! He probably wants to take you out
by Canadiangirl! December 14, 2009
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Itchy Muskrat

by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005
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Elongated Muskrat

I come from scientists and atheists and White men who kill God
They make technology high quality complex physiological
Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good
They taught me everything
Just like a daddy should
And you were beautiful and vulnerable
And power and success
God damn I fell for you your flamethrowers
Your tunnels and your tech
I studied code because I wanted
To do something great like you
And the real tragedy is half of it was true
But we've been fucking mean
We're elitist
We're as flawed as any Church
And this faux rad west coast dogma
Has a higher fucking net worth
I bit the apple 'cuz I trusted you
But it tastes like Thomas Malthus
Your proposal is immodest and insane
And I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train
I loved you
I loved you
I loved you it's true
I wanted to be you
And do what you do
I lived here
I loved here
I thought it was true
I feel so stupid
I feel so used
I feel so USED :(
by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY June 3, 2022
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muskrat

The performance of sobriety when drunk, on drugs, etc.
My mom came home after I'd taken 15 tequila shots, but she didn't even know because I have such a good muskrat.
by Muskrat King March 6, 2012
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gutted muskrat

A term used to describe a females vagina or nether reigon. Also used to enhance the qualities of the menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in the norther states by "Yoopers".
"Fran came over last night, ay. Even though she had her period, I still tore into dat gutted muskrat, ya know."
by jdeezey April 26, 2008
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Ebisu Muscats

A J-Pop group that interestingly consists of a majority of Japanese AV Idols, a.k.a. women in Japan who participate in pornographic material.
Some big name AV idols are in this group, such as Sora Aoi, Akiho Yoshizawa, and Rio.
Most of these women are a little too mature to be in something like J-Pop, which is seen as something teenage girls usually do.

Sometimes their songs, while for the most part decent and upbeat, contain sexual innuendos, such as "Banana Mango High School". Try to piece two and two together.
While a large portion of their fans consist of Japanese men who, maybe fap to their AVs, they have fans who just like them because of what they bring to the J-Pop scene, in terms of music and such.
They get bagged on by other J-Pop groups because they are seen as obscene and vulgar.
Haters gonna hate.
I am a fan of the Ebisu Muscats, not because they consist of AV idols, but because I like J-Pop.
by L4verra May 22, 2012
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Muscat

Muscat is usually a person who has a large penis, and has a great love for eminem. They may consider themselves a "king" in certain sense, ie that they dominate in certain areas, or that they are funnier/more attractive than others. Generally a bit of a walking joke
He is definitely a Muscat. Look at him walking around thinking he is King
by Queenofstmarys June 29, 2011
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