Muscrat

A ginger jew bitch, someone with inferior intelligence and has no opinion because he is retarded. Someones who's catchphrases are dumb and unoriginal. If anything smart is ever said by this person, it is automatically shot down as nobody gives a shit about what he says.

Me : Man, that movie was okay, I guess it's not bad

A Muscrat : Yeah, that movie was LEGIT!!!!

Fab : Nah, that movie was complete crap.

A Muscrat : You know what...actually that movie was not so good i hated it man.

Me : Stfu dude, goddamn gingers these days...

A Muscrat : Yoooo..I will rape you in ten different ways, i fucking hate your guts.

by carrottopp-headonfire March 6, 2009

Muscrat

Code word for turn down the God damn music or I'll cut you. Not to be confused with SAFE word.

Me: Please turn down the music. It's 2 A.M. and it's Wednesday.
Cuck: 🍺 "i cant hear you"
Me: Remember last week, when I asked you to turn it down and you said" MUSCRAT", you yell it and I'll turn it down.
DO NOT TRY THIS. IT DOES NOT WORK.

by Strabs76 February 7, 2018

Ford Muskrat

GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.

Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.

Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?

Billy Bob: Yup.

Both: Ha ha ha ha!

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

Elongated Muskrat

Elon Musks real name

did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro

by anargflarg February 24, 2018

Elon Muskrat

Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.

Yo, dude. You see that Elon Muskrat over there?

No.

by BigoofMax February 27, 2019

Muskrat

Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.

John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.

Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.

by Airboatgatorpark July 10, 2018

Elongated Muskrat

Full name of billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk.

“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”

by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018