Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.
Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.
Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.
Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.
by vogie6 January 14, 2011
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by Roomate Girl May 7, 2016
Get the Sex sore muscles mug.When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.
Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"
Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."
Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."
by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006
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Get the Popcorn Muscles mug.Girl 1: Wow that guy is so cute, look at how big his arms are!
Girl 2: Girl, those are just water muscles.
Girl 2: Girl, those are just water muscles.
by DrMario April 14, 2009
Get the water muscles mug.When someone tries to act all big and cool on the internet by posting offensive and rude posts and comments on forums, youtube, etc. Often done to attempt to feel good about one's sad pathetic lonely life.
Nolifer: "you fucking idiot dont know anything about this go to fucking hell lolol i fuck your mom bitch!!
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
Human Being: "Stop flexing your internet muscles, everyone knows you aint shit"
by McFondlemeslowly December 19, 2009
Get the Internet Muscles mug.The muscles that gym junkies work on because they look good in the mirror, even if they don't make you stronger or more attractive. Biceps, triceps, pecs, abs.
A: Hey, chekc out chicken legs over there!
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
B: I know, he spends all his time working on his mirror muscles and drinking protein shakes.
A: Someone should really tell him that he looks ridiculous.
by Robertito August 4, 2012
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