Muscle-Digging 

a person, often female, whose sole reason for attending a gym is for the romantic/financial pursuit of, relationship with, or marriage to a swole person.

“Jessica, who never works out, just got a super expensive membership to the influencer gym downtown and now all she wears is creased leggings. She must be muscle-digging.”

Muscle-Digging by WiseManTwiceSaid February 11, 2023

Muscle Mary 

Gay men obsessed with achieving the perfect body.

Muscle Marys often spend hours at the gym lifting weights to secure a good physique.

Muscle Mary by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

muscle station 

A muscle station can be any group of 4 or more men (often blokes), congregated around an object with arms folded.

Valid objects include:

Barbecues
Anything that is broken that one of the group does not know how to fix.
The engine bay of a car
A motorbike
Bar tables
A television showing an important sporting event.
A female or group of females (often attractive)
Other muscle stations (Beware: Do not attempt to set up more than two separate muscle stations around the same object, this will result in conflict.)

The rules of the muscle station are unspoken as all worthy men know these rules instinctively.
There is often a feeling of equality and harmony whilst in a muscle station and any attempt to disrupt the group may be met with the equivalent of a look of disapproval : ಠ_ಠ

Conversations like these may immediately preclude the setting up of a muscle station:

Conversation Example 1:

Bloke 1: "This motorcycle appears to have a misfire in the third cylinder"
Bloke 2: "Spark plug"
Bloke 3: "Fuel filter"
Bloke 4: "Let me take a look"
<A Muscle station is formed while the group silently assess Bloke 4's performance and mechanical prowess>

Example 2:
With Barbecues, the muscle station will often form prior to any conversation taking place.

Bloke 1: "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
Bloke 2: "What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on so early?"
Bloke 3: "Thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in."
Bloke 4: "I put a pony on Liverpool...etc"
Bloke 5: "Dude, you're burning the steak!"
<A comment like this would render the muscle station extremely unstable>

muscle station by pwnd_lol September 29, 2009

Muscle Mammary 

A crucial part in a female athlete's physiological makeup in which without, leads to the individual's feeling unsure about herself. In some cases, this feeling can become so extreme that the athlete begins to concoct wild excuses to avoid having to compete for fear of failure.

Bulls fans are hoping Derrick Rose can regain the lost muscle mammary she lost tearing her labia.

Muscle Mammary by HoboSpider May 13, 2013

muscle factory

The gym. The place where muscles are manufactured.

I'm gonna go hit the muscle factory and get my swell on.

muscle factory by Andy J L September 11, 2011

muscle chick 

a female bodybuilder or woman with big, well-developed muscles.

Dude, if you haven't dated a muscle chick, you don't know what you're missing.

I went to a bodybuilding show last weekend. There were muscle chicks everywhere.

muscle chick by fbbfan March 11, 2006

muscle-worship 

muhs-uhl wur-ship noun, verb, -shiped, -shiping, -shiper
Most commonly practiced with the arm muscles, particularly the biceps, triceps, and shoulders.

-Verb
1. Looking upon flexed muscles in admiration, as one would do at a bodybuilding contest.

-Noun
2. A routine of rubbing, caressing, and/or squeezing flexed muscles.

2a. If it's performed in an erotic manner, it might include licking and/or kissing flexed muscles.

3. The enjoyment of feeling your own muscles while you flex them, and admiring their shape.

1. My gym partner and I enjoy armwrestling other people who are lean and defined, just for fun, regardless of who wins or loses, and regardless of gender; because as we watch, we're "muscle-worshipping" the other person's arm as it flexes to win.

2. My gym partner is very eager for our daily routine of mutual muscle-worship.

muscle-worship by Flex-Studio July 1, 2007