Mr. Oliver Murdoch is the dirtiest person known he's shagged every Peterborough United player and now has Aids, Rabies and Hiv. Mr. Oliver Murdoch also is a nonce as he has fingered, shagged and had more than a few blowjobs from the 14 year old slag Mrs. Izzy Trott. Mr. Oliver Murdoch is a very dirty man and must be stopped.
"What is that stench"?
"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?
"Must be Mr. Oliver Murdoch's penis"
"Look at that nonce over there"
"Is that Mr.Oliver Murdoch"?
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021
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by brad455 August 14, 2022
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Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.
The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.
by Betty Humter March 20, 2023
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Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009
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Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.
Rupert Murdoch over here.
Rupert Murdoch over here.
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