Muppet

Someone who is soft, as in they cant fight.

some guy comes upto you in the street acting all ghetto, like hes about to beat you up. you say: come on then lets fight, and he backs down and runs away. hes a muppet

Muppet by stevie steez October 25, 2003

muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

muppet by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

Muppet

Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet but man, hahaha...ahh...so to answer your question, I don't know.

Muppet by TightFade April 9, 2003

Muppet

1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.

Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!

Muppet by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003

muppet

An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.

Pat Kelner is a Muppet.

muppet by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

Muppet

Rhymes with butt-puppet, since muppets can ony animate when they have a hand up their asses.

Miss Piggy jumped up and down with glee when I shoved my hand inside her.

Muppet by hahaa April 9, 2003

muppet

1. Excellent creation of the late Jim Henson (Lat. muppetus comedyus)

Timeless comedy characters and stars of stage, screen and motion pictures. Habitat- television studios predominantly but known to inhabit, amongst other areas,: Space, Dickensian Britain and Sesame Street.

2. Bradford Bulls RLFC fan. (Lat. Muppetus fuckwitus)
Easily identifiable by common features such as hats with Bull horns, facepaints, shirts signed by players, cleft pallet, webbed toes etc. Habitat- generally found in large crater in Yorkshire resembling a land fill site. A new species of the Bradford Bulls RLFC fan recently emerged in the Keighley area of West Yorkshire in large numbers. (Lat. Muppetus gloryhuntingbastardus)

"Dad who are those strange looking people with painted faces, silly hats and mullets?"

"Muppets, son"

"Like the ones off the telly?"

"No, son. Much, much more ridiculous."

muppet by Red_In_Yorkshire November 24, 2003