Mulldawg

A complete asshole, who thinks he is funny.
A friend that is known as "that guy."

"Wow, why did Kevin just try to make out with that guy?"
"I don't know, but he is really acting like Mulldawg today."

by James Bonez October 9, 2008

rebate mule

The person (usually a friend or family member) you have a rebate check sent to when you've already collected on that rebate yourself; often necessary for manufactuer's rebates on liquor, which are limited to one per household.

I already hit this $10 rebate for Canadian Club a month ago, so I'm gonna use Tom as my rebate mule for this new bottle.

by Lincoln Damage October 18, 2012

Hit Her With The Mule

Fuck the shit out of you.

Jessica couldn't go to work on Monday, because Brandon hit her with the mule.

by MsLovelyLady12 July 28, 2012

muldercult

the coolest bitches in the world

sally: hey are you in the muldercult?
harry: no i'm not cool enough

by anon25 August 11, 2008

Mulfed

The act of becoming brainwashed by a women.

There goes Ian with his girl, lookin as mulfed as ever.

by Will.L September 17, 2018

Muzed

Stoned on music. Can also be described as a lasting eargasm. Only used for good music, can not be applied to Justin Bieber, or Miley Cyrus. Mainly used for Chase Coy, and Christofer Drew.

Dude, I am so freaking muzed right now.

I know, dude, me too.

by HarperSaurus September 18, 2010

government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004