spunk mugger 

to be be spunk mugged.
to part with ones seed on the understanding that sufficient contraceptive precuations are in place.
the intention of the deception being to become pregnant for the purposes of securing a mate, coucil flat, celebrity child or financial gain through child support.

the spunk mugger can often be spotted congregating at the local council office. care should be taken not to aggitate them
as they often operate in packs and can be aggressive.

spunk mugger by mr lobby March 10, 2009

cotton headed ninny mugger 

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

cotton headed ninny mugger by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

flocken mugger 

a person who is new at stealing but doesnt quite succeed. Gets caught.

Ted: Did you see that guy getting arrested?
Ben: He's probably just a flocken mugger.

flocken mugger by homieee December 9, 2007

pittsburgh mugger 

The act of shoving a mug up a womans asshole

Dude! I gave your mom a Pittsburgh mugger lastnight and it was great

pittsburgh mugger by tacomaster April 29, 2014

waffle mugger 

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands

frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up

waffle mugger by faggenspackle December 21, 2008

whore-mugger 

A person who takes pleasure in the act of mugging whore's.

A whore-mugger could steal the virginity of a whore.

whore-mugger by Nova223 October 2, 2008

Tree Mugger 

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.

Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!

Tree Mugger by K-Song May 2, 2011