mudgy

the state of being filthy or unclean; liable to leave smudges

Get your mudgy toes off the clean counter.

by matsport January 18, 2010

Midgey

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.

His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.

by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012

mudge pie

a heavy and large mass of highly emotional filth that sticks like gluey mud and will not let go

That stalker of yours has a distinct aroma of Mudge Pie and desperation!

by clarusbearus November 16, 2009

Mudge Fuglet

A Mudge Fuglet is something that has been left around in the rain, mud and desert being eaten alive by rabid bunny rabbits and/or coyotes. Often used as an insult to describe a lazy person, or a turd monkey. This insult is one of the most cruelest profane terms that anyone could use in the english language.

Mr George: Oh shit I have to watch my damn mouth around you Mudge Fuglets...
Kids: *Covers ears*

Mr George: Oh I mean, shoot...I have to watch my damn mouth around you Mudge Fuglets.

by fourlittleappleseeds August 7, 2010

mudged

To be beaten by a female in a race. From the champion English hill runner Angela Mudge who beat many strong male competitors. Same as chicked.

I was in the top 10 in that race and there was only one girl ahead of me.

Dude, you were mudged!

by stabbingrobot August 22, 2010

Mudge abregieted

Basically much appreciated but just a little less formal so you don't sound so rich.

Some middle class friend: Nice shoes
Me: Mudge abregieted

by UncleSlav December 12, 2021

mudgeon

vagina

"Any doctor that claims he or she can assist you in your mythical creature quest via nip/tuck to the mudgeon is steering you wrong."

-Vesta Vayne

by OneDayI'llBeThatGuy November 9, 2012