all madden

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp

1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation

by Peter Godios February 19, 2008

Steve Madden

Steve Madden is a shoe brand. Their ads can be found in magazines, usually it's figure with a HUGE head and a tiny body. The figure is almost always wearing extremely high heels. Steve Madden stores sell a large number of heels/platforms/boots, but they sell other types of shoes as well, including shoes for men. Stores can be found in most malls.

person 1: hey where did you get those shoes?
person 2: i bought them at steve madden.

by vanessa.* August 7, 2006

Madden

When you tell the boys you can't hang because your franchise is going to the Super Bowl, but really you just want to make out with your girl.

"I can't bake cookies and play games tonight; I got Madden."

by Squirrels_in_my_pants January 29, 2021

mudd shark

When a white woman dates or marries a black man.

Jon's wife is a mudd shark.

by Blackjack kittypunch March 12, 2011

Mudded

A slang word used to describe something fucked up, ruined, or horrible/bad.

Bro that shit mudded as fuck.

by DEADSHØT888 January 27, 2021

Muddah Ass

A typical Trinidadian curse word.

Yuh muddah ass yuh!

by Trini mario April 7, 2016

Dirty Madde

A young cougar in the making, loves men under the age of 15 and has a taste for lammkött. She is a woman with self proclaimed high standards, but all she is after is za children. She is a real blond with brains to mach her victims.

Poor boy he got a real Dirty Madde on him yesterday.

by F_u_cougar_madde April 24, 2022