Mozzarella Cheese

A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.

Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.

Guy2:Nice man, nice!

Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.

Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?

Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.

by OrangleGlowGo July 13, 2011

Mozzarella stick

Someone who you turn to for casual, no-strings-attached hookups. a "snack" of sorts.

guy: What's going on with you and Steve? Are you guys dating?
girl: Oh not really, he's just a mozzarella stick.

by littlewanton September 13, 2011

mozza

pretty girl with pretty body with pretty ass which make every guy's dick stand up

el bet deh mozza moot

by mohamed May 14, 2004

Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.

Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.

by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011

Mozzarella Stick

Basically, its when you have a cheeky wank at home before you go and meet a girl. When you ejaculate you collect the semen in your foreskin and leave it to set and age like a fine cheese. You then court the girl until she is ready to give you oral sex. When she does so she will get a mouthful of your man made cheese.

Ant: Ellen gave me a blowjob last night
Pat: You should have given her a Mozzarella Stick my dude.

by WillyH June 6, 2017

Mad Mozzarella

noun

1) Money or crazy chedda

Matt: Yo yo! I’m goin to tizzy to scroltch some go-go juice, full throttle. If you want me to snag you some 12 oz curls you gotta gimme that mad mozzarella.

by A. Quick December 9, 2008

Mozzaddy

Mozzaddy, derived from the name of a minor internet celebrity, is used to describe when somebody is sharing too much information with a stranger online.

Look at him sharing his whole life story online, he's being a total Mozzaddy!

by HaplessHandlee! November 9, 2023