Monticello

A town in Minnesota where there is so much to do yet nothing to do, people who live in housing developments are country because they wear camo or getto because they sag their pants, and where you can go to find a wonderful playground called Magic Kingdom... But that's torn down now, so this town has nothing to offer.

Dad: Wanna go to Monticello?
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else

by Monti Magic Man September 10, 2016

Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.

She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.

by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011

Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.

WHALE MOUNTING

by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009

monticello

Home for people on welfar and crack heads. This town is so boring I would rather go cow tipping with a jew. No wonder young girls get pregnet and drugs are being used by so many people.Creating more and more crack heads.. This town is so sad.. I thought it had a chance when the casino opened...WRONG!!! all it did was make low income families even more broke... and let's face it people there are no jobs in monticello, noone can live on 8 or 9 dollars and hr..thats joke money... now as far as gangster... OOOOPPSS I mean wangsters in monticello.... please what a laugh if anything i'm glad that these kids at least want to be together and entertain themselves with stupid code name and gang signs in the air .. what do you expect in a ghost town like that..THESE WANGSTERS HAVE TO MAKE SOME KIND OF DRAMA CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE TO DO... IF I WAS TO MAKE CHANGES IN MONTICELLO THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS ASK JERRY THE HOMELESS GUY...( OK MAN WHERE ARE YOUR MILLIONS SO I CAN BUILD AN AMUSEMENT PARK AND THE SECOND PLAYBOY MANTION NEXT TO IT... OH YEAH AND LET ME NOT FOR GET TO BUILD A SUBWAY SYSTEM... CAUSE I'M TIRED OF SEEING U WALKING!!) Oh by the way which reminds me they deffenetly need more resturants and a mall.. cause Walmart is getting played out.. well my fellow readers I leave you with this thought...MOVE OUT OF THIS TOWN!! Shout outs to Shaker Heights... I'm out!!

monticello will never have a reason for people wanting to go there.

by THE WISE GIRL January 18, 2008

mountie

a small pixie-like creature that roams the mountains of Canada. Have been known to attack at random.

i'm going mountie hunting!

by cailín beag July 6, 2003

Mountian Dew

Used to describe the "boob sweat" of a female (or male) with large breasts.

1.Damn Lucy that mountain dew is all up in your shirt.
2.The mountain dew is dripping off that babe.

by Dirty Needles February 3, 2005

mounties

Mounties are the notorious alma mater of a South Dublin (Ireland) all girls school. Simillar 'Vasar chicks' these young women are famous for dropping their draws, spending daddy's money, cat fighting and drinking very heavily. Often over applying their fake bake and sometimes known as 'tangerine hussies'. Rather unusually the majority are not naturally beautiful and expensive clothes, spa treatments and hair extensions only last so long. Evidenced by the fact that most mounties end up as boared and often over weight housewifes in south county dublin.

"That mountie blew me, robbed me and dumped me but I still love her..."
"The mounties would look you in the eye and tell you they love you while givin a reach around to your mate"

by Sbarro July 2, 2007