Motardation

Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.

I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.

by The Bard of Morgan County October 29, 2009

motorvation

The energy that drives people away.

Trump's giving me some serious motorvation right now.

by justanadguy January 29, 2021

motibation

Using masturbation as motivation to finish boring tasks.

I used motibation to finish my essay

by FuhrerPingas June 21, 2016

Mooration

Movement of something

Mooration in the water

by I like to sniff coke July 1, 2016

Motervation

The motivation to fix moters

If your moter isn't working and you have the motivation to fix it you have motervation

by Boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 17, 2020

motorbator

Somone who gets off without intercourse through the act of motorboating. This could be either person involved.

Dave's parents discovered he was a motorbator when they walked in on him and the stripper with implants just as they hit maximum RPM.

by DirtyOldWordsmith November 1, 2022

motorboating butthole

When you are tailgating someone so closely you could gargle with their exhaust pipe.

Christian was motorboating butthole so much on the freeway, im surprised he didnt wreck.

by anonymous January 27, 2025