When you already have a significant other, are flirting with someone else and they refer to your mate.
girl: I'd like to take a peek at you naked.
boy: Wow I think you cute too, your husband must be a lucky guy.
girl: Gee thanks for the morality check.
boy: Wow I think you cute too, your husband must be a lucky guy.
girl: Gee thanks for the morality check.
by Mir_rose March 4, 2008
Get the Morality check mug.A pseudo-philosophical subject which lays at the intersection of ethics and religion. Its primary concern is to take ethical non issues concerning personal choice and masquerade them as the cause of all social ills while ignoring the underlying problems of any given social negative.
Morality is the mask of an artificial enemy.
Morality is the mask of an artificial enemy.
Example:
Religious fundamentalist: Damn those hippies and those queers, with their drugs and buttsecks; they're the reason for everything wrong in this country!! We didn't have problems like this back in my day when everyone listened to God and followed his morality!!!
Rationalist: No, back in your day you had unfair labor practices and sweat shops to contend with. The root of most of our problems are rooted in poverty and ignorance. If we regulated drug sales gangs would dissolve for lack of income. The revenue generated by drug sales and gay weddings could provide quality education and health care for everyone.
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Some of the worst serial killers of out time have been generated by a very moral upbringing. See: Albert Fish
Religious fundamentalist: Damn those hippies and those queers, with their drugs and buttsecks; they're the reason for everything wrong in this country!! We didn't have problems like this back in my day when everyone listened to God and followed his morality!!!
Rationalist: No, back in your day you had unfair labor practices and sweat shops to contend with. The root of most of our problems are rooted in poverty and ignorance. If we regulated drug sales gangs would dissolve for lack of income. The revenue generated by drug sales and gay weddings could provide quality education and health care for everyone.
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Some of the worst serial killers of out time have been generated by a very moral upbringing. See: Albert Fish
by Rainier Ulfson June 12, 2010
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a : a moral discourse, statement, or lesson
b : a literary or other imaginative work teaching a moral lesson
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a : a doctrine or system of moral conduct
b plural : particular moral principles or rules of conduct
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: conformity to ideals of right human conduct
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: moral conduct : virtue
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a : a moral discourse, statement, or lesson
b : a literary or other imaginative work teaching a moral lesson
2
a : a doctrine or system of moral conduct
b plural : particular moral principles or rules of conduct
3
: conformity to ideals of right human conduct
4
: moral conduct : virtue
See morality defined for English-language learners
See morality defined for kids
The group is calling for a return to traditional morality.
two groups with clashing moralities
The decision may be legally justified, but I question its morality.
two groups with clashing moralities
The decision may be legally justified, but I question its morality.
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Get the ifollow_mortalitykinnies mug.When someone claims they have certain morals regarding circumstances on an issue of particular ideologically favorable subject matter, but when the same circumstances the same issue are applied to an ideologically unfavorable subject matter, their defenses and attacks based on that moral are absent, or now opposed.
She believes Ms. Ford about the sexual assault with no evidence against the Judge, but didn't believe 5 women about a sexual assault against her husband. She is a real Morality Pimp.
by Harvard Dictionary September 27, 2018
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by Captain Procrastination February 2, 2019
Get the mortally exhausted mug."Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.
Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.
Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
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